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Well That's Unfortunate

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

(via levindis)

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crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via analdestructor)

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

(via buttchunks)

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(Source: cunt-vevo, via buttchunks)

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stargates:

why is this so hard

Don’t you mean why is this so hale?

(via analdestructor)

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likehope:


castielgratia:


literally laughing out loud to this
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likehope:

castielgratia:

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literally laughing out loud to this

(Source: justtheladyinblack, via pagingme)

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

(via analdestructor)

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smussol:

waterlostinthesea:

groundspeed:

xanderthegreatest:

thetunasaysrawr:

This dog: making every other dog in the world feel like an inferior asshole.

Are you fucking shitting me

I’m laughing so hard at 0:54.  GET THIS DOG A MOVIE DEAL.

This dog is making ME feel like an inferior asshole holy shit

"go pee on mommy" tho

(via analdestructor)

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australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

(via makeafreakshow)

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chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

(via k999)

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Anonymous said: How old is your sister? Is she single?

asian:

She’s 18 and you’re not allowed to hit on her until i approve of your report card, GPA, SAT score and a 5 page essay on your ambitions for the future

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