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Well That's Unfortunate

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

(via slamdrank)

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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via slamdrank)

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justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

(via thefuuuucomics)

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh
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wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

(Source: yodiscrepo, via twerknugget)

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via sindel)

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fairestregal:

Josh on the proposal scene

(via rough-mornings)

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ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better
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ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

(Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via levindis)

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samandriel:

ftwin-chester:

Me and my friends when we’re out

This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

(Source: excepttheeyes, via caitrionascorner)

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(Source: iraffiruse, via thefuuuucomics)

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theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

(Source: alphalewolf, via letsmeettheworld)

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(Source: narujoshi, via synkinesia)

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baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you
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baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

(via castieltheflyingassbutt)

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via foryouandyourmoustache)

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