The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
Today I am moving to Italy for the next four months. I’m under the impression that internet will be slim so I will probably not be posting.
But don’t worry. I’ll be back in May.
which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
|normal person:||"well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off|
|me:||sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months|